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non-smoker 

i'm a NON-SMOKER
simple as that...
I DONT SMOKE
non-smoker by Aloha_Ritsaard29 January 25, 2017
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non-smoker 

Someobdy who doesn't smoke cigarettes. Straight-edge, health nut, or just regular people. Can be annoying for smokers as they hack and cough and complain when someone lights a cigarette within 100 feet.
As we all know, non-smokers are not cool, because they do not smoke. They say smoking causes wrinkles, well so does being a fucking nazi bitch!
non-smoker by CHOLOX3ESE April 21, 2007

non smoker 

Someone who wants to look their age, smell nice, and live past 50.
"Wanna cigarette?"
"Naw man, that's just not how I roll; I'm a non smoker"
non smoker by No Tomatoes, please January 2, 2008

non smoker 

Anyone who doesn't smoke. Usually very arrogent and ignorant in their opinion. Generally, they make it a hobby to be as ignorant as possible to smokers. Tend to believe they're superior and better than smokers. Also, a majority have never smoked therefore can not understand it from a smokers point of view, but their arrogence blinds them of this. Their arrogence also blinds of the fact that the air in any decent sized city isn't much cleaner.
He doesn't smoke, therefore he's a non smoker.
non smoker by Hott Gamer Dude July 30, 2008

Non smoker 

Non confrontational. Someone who doesn't want the smoke.
I don't like to fight, I'm a non smoker.
Non smoker by Dray_b January 15, 2021

non-smokers

Their new anti-smoking laws start today.
non-smokers by Mister Ignorant March 29, 2004
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