nomnambulist

a sleep eater, specifically someone who enjoys their food more while asleep than in waking moments.

Bob: "I just don't get why I keep gaining weight. Am I eating in my sleep or something?"

Bill: "You might be a nomnambulist!"

nomnambulist by gnardz December 24, 2012

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somnambulist

a zombified oblivious-to-the-world person - walking through life being a pwn to everyone else

see: naive and ignorant

Zack, being the somnambulist he is, voted for the candidate because his slogan was neat.

somnambulist by amindwar December 8, 2003

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nomnambulist • somnambulist • Noctambulist

Noctambulist

A person who walks during their sleep sleepwalker

My little sister wakes up on some nights and starts running around the house in her sleep! She is such a noctambulist!

Noctambulist by DefinitionMaster67 December 30, 2014

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Somnambulist

Synonym of a sleepwalker. A person who walks, eats, or performs other motor acts while asleep and is unaware of doing so upon awakening.

I think Lana is a somnambulist. I saw her walking around in the kitchen last night and she wouldn't answer me when i tried talking to her.

Somnambulist by Dry Pickles April 15, 2024

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abandonware

n. software that is no longer sold or supported by the original publisher / developer, often found as free downloads on the internet because it cannot be obtained elsewhere. Not legal, but often seen as morally acceptable because the company that made it is no longer selling the title, nor releasing it as freeware, therefore abandonware is "keeping the game alive", so to speak.

Doom II is not abandonware because id still sells it, while The Incredible Machine is not sold, therefore is abandonware.

abandonware by Spoom October 24, 2003

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Foot prisons

Socks. Annoying, sweat-causing, non-barefoot enducing, everyday socks.

The first thing I do when I take off my shoes, is rip off the foot prisons I had to wear inside them. That's why I prefer flip flops, even in winter!

Foot prisons by Jackalope Hunter December 13, 2022

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cornholio

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.

"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).

cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003

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