noisy oyster Share definition Flag The female genitalia, expelling air after intense oral sex during orgssm, making a sqeaking or queefing sound. I went down on her so good and so long that I made that noisy oyster sing! noisy oyster by Cleveland Cody August 5, 2016 0 0 Get merch Get the noisy oyster mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch