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the opposite of some fuckin piece and quiet.
Guy#1:And apperently he was so noisy his dad had to get ear surgery!

Guy#2:sick dude.
noisy by Local_Idiot November 23, 2021

Noisy Cricket 

The tiny gun given to J in MIB that causes a bigger explosion than your average brick of C4.
Zed: Kay, give the kid a weapon.
-Kay opens a chest filled with intergalactic guns. He picks up a large rifle-
Kay: A Series Four De-atomizer.
Jay: That's what I'm talkin' about.
Kay: -picks up a very tiny gun and gives it to Jay- Noisy Cricket.
Jay: -stares the weapon in disgust- Hey, Kay, nah nah. Come on, man, y-you get a Series Four De-atomizer and I-I get a little - little midget cricket?
Kay: -notices Jay is pointing the gun in his direction- WHOA! kid...
-grabs the arm Jay is holding the weapon with and points it away from him-
Jay: Feel like I'm gonna break this damn thing.
Noisy Cricket by zomiaen October 25, 2008

Noisy Stylus 

DJ-Crew making awesome music with turntables, mixers and vinyl-records.

Stylus delivering sound/noise from vinyl-records (turntable-music)
The DJs were the best i've seen in a long time, they're so Noisy Stylus!
Noisy Stylus by Tablist December 7, 2004

noisy oyster

The female genitalia, expelling air after intense oral sex during orgssm, making a sqeaking or queefing sound.
I went down on her so good and so long that I made that noisy oyster sing!
noisy oyster by Cleveland Cody August 5, 2016

Noisy neighbor 

When a male, staying in a hotel room with joined doors, opens his end and begins to masturbate so close to the other door that his hand bumps it with every stroke. When the curious occupant in the next room opens their door, the masturbating male ejaculates on the foot of the neighbor.
When I was on business in Tucson, I got banned from the hotel for pulling a noisy neighbor on the old lady in the next room.
Noisy neighbor by Ironbraden September 30, 2014

noisy wank 

when ones wanking a hard cock and shouting at the top of ones voice or generally being noisy
scott fisher: 'I am wanking my hard cock right now. I want to have a noisy wank but I don't want to wake luke up.'
nat: 'ok you noisy wanker just have a quiet one'
noisy wank by noisy w May 8, 2010
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
Word of the Day on October 3, 2026
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