a crazy mother fucker who is insane about the fictional command and conquer game faction called the brotherhood of nod he would actually strap a bomb on his chest and blow him/her self of at the blizzard or EA HQ buildings. Usually there rooms are all red and black, they yell (allot) and if you even think of playing whit GDI they will act like total NOOBS to you on the battlefield
command and conquer fan: hey dude you been playing C&C 4 lately
NODIST: YES YOU KNOW WHAT IT FUCKING SUCKED GDI WAS WAAAAAAAY TO OVERPOWERED MAAAAN AND YEAH KNOW WHAT IS AN EA WORKER SHIT HOLER I KILL HIM.
EA executive: yeah honey il'be home.
NODIST: *PULES A GUN OUT OF NO WHERE* DIE EA/GDI PIG CREATURE *BAM* BAM*.
EA executive: *dead*.
command and conquer fan: YOU CRAZY NODISTS.
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A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.