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nobelium uranium 

A masterfully crafted response to the famously deadly "you mom gay" roast.
Believed to be forged by the finest of roasters, possibly even a level 3 sound cloud rapper.

Nobelium & Uranium are both elements. Nobelium's symbol is "No" and Uranium's is "U".
Combined, they make the response "No U".
Not only is "No U" an effective reply to any roast, but in this form it reflects your intelligence and can make their stupidity known, amplifying the affect of the response, ruining their career if used effectively.
12 year old COD gamer: "yo'ure mom gay"
You, blessed with an IQ of 5000: "Nobelium Uranium"
12 year old COD gamer: "Wtf bro"
- *12 year old COD gamer left the game*
nobelium uranium by Foxzes February 26, 2018
Words you can keep

Nobelium Uranium 

The better and smarter version of the ultimate comeback: No u.

When said it makes you sound smarter and also confuses the crap out of the victim, if their IQ is not above 9000.
Person 1: You’re mom is straightn’t
Person 2: No u
Person 1: Yesn’t u
Person 2: No u^2
Person 1: Nobelium Uranium
Person 2: Oof
Nobelium Uranium by iGood July 27, 2018

Nobelium Uranium 

Reading both of them in their atomic symbols, it says "No U". Because someone said your mother is made out of a gallium yttrium alloy.
Person 1: lol yur mum is made out of a gallium yttrium alloy!
Person 2: Nobelium Uranium
Person 1: *Gets pwned*
Nobelium Uranium by TheRobloxian27 January 16, 2019

Nobelium Uranium 

The most destructive type of no u, can literally annihilate your enemy in seconds
guy 1: your mom gay lol
guy 2: nobelium uranium
guy 1: wait what the fu- OH NO OH FUCK HELP ME AAAA-
Nobelium Uranium by btcmr123 June 13, 2019

Nobellium Uranium 

how to say No u in a fucking smartass way
Jake Paul: Ur Mum Gay
______________ *insert ur name*: NOBELLIUM URANIUM

Nobellium Uranium 

N. A very smart and intellectual comeback to the feared and dreaded Ur mom gay
11 year old:Ur mom gey lol
Me:Nobellium Uranium
11 year old: *Fucking dies of shock*

Nobellium Uranium 

Quite often used to counter a mom gae (or similar)
This is the most ultimate version of NO U, after this it moves on to uno cards
OR Gru reverse memes
Only smarty bois can use this
"Mom Gay" "NO U" "Nobellium Uranium"
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