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Nobpocket 

A euphemism for a vagina.
John, please stop acting like a nobpocket.

Darling, can I put my penis in your nobpocket?
Nobsocket: arsehole (literally, socket to put your nob/dick in).
•There are a lot of nobsockets in America (about 1/3 of the population) supporting the biggest nobsocket of them all, however most Britains know him better as the cockwomble who leads the U.S.

•Many believe they are patriots but there are some nobsockets protesting with their guns and confederate flags to open up bars and nightclubs during the pandemic because they care only for themselves, while others protest for other various reasons

•True patriots are not nobsockets because they care for all Americans - the weak, poor, sick and elderly, no matter what race or ethnicity they are. They also believe that the one known as a cockwomble and the politicians supporting his behavior are also nobsockets.

•According to the rule of law as our founding fathers laid down in the Constitution, no person, even a cockwomble or a nobsocket, however powerful or talented, can be allowed to act as if he were superior to the law of the land.
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Nobsocket by Cassidy Church May 27, 2020

Nick Nopockets 

A small fake Italian guy who breaks his freinds washing machine . He has no need for pockets due to his low credit score and no money . Pockets are used for wallets and money and Nicholas has neither . He resides in the PA area and can eat half a dozen pretzels in on sitting . He’s also a convicted felon who quits chess after losing one peice . Some might even say he’s a retard . That some is actually just me. I think he’s a retard . He’s basically a nobody . A nobody with no pockets .
Yo did you hear about nick nopockets ?

What the broke retard ?

Yes .
Nick Nopockets by Nickisbroke April 15, 2024
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square grouper

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"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
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"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

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"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
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trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
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