Nob off

v: to nob off: To get rid off something. to exert something

Bob: did you do your homework last night?
Bill: nah, i nobbed it off.

Bob: are you comeing to football training tonight?
Bill: nah, i cant im working.
Bob: nob off work and come.
Bob: ok.

by Joemull May 24, 2006

nob off

To nob and off is saying to sum 1 they aint got no balls.

Nob off you twat, go and find your foster parents.

by Good boy better know!!! November 3, 2007

nob off

verb: to nob off - to get rid of; to exert something; to stop.

I'm going to nob off this book, i dont like it.

by Richard Saunders May 24, 2006

nob off

say it to domeone you hate. it makes them go away. or hit you.

me: "oi, you, ya scal, nob off!"
scally: *hits me*

by Frances Wood, Lover Of Dave Grohl May 24, 2004

Nob It Off

Nob It Off:

1. Verb: Nob it off (to nob it off):

a. The act of and or participation in nobbing about/having a laugh (you should have come to the party last night mate, we were really nobbing it off);

b. To perform vigourosly and to seem succesful with ease (you should've seen him thwack that footie ball, he proper nobbed it off);

c. To perform half-heartedly and with one's mind not on the job (he couldn't be bothered plastering that wall properly, I mean, he just came in, nobbed it off, and went again);

d. To ruin or break something (Our song was sounding really nice until we nobbed it off);

e. A state of unbounded agony, often involving screaming, groaning and whining;

f. To act in a boorish and ungentlemanly manner, like a football hooligan or city banker.

2. Noun: Nob-it-off; Nobitoff; (a nobitoff, these nobitoffs):

Any boorish and ungentlemanly character ie. football hooligan or banker (I saw this right bunch of nobitoffs coming down the street and they started shouting at me and it was scary and I didn't like it).

Origins: Attributed to the great linguist and etymologist Phillip Edward Johnson currently based at the Cook Foundation, London.

(to nob it off):

(you should have come to the party last night mate, we were really nobbing it off);

(you should've seen him thwack that footie ball, he proper nobbed it off);

(he couldn't be bothered plastering that wall properly, I mean, he just came in, nobbed it off, and went again);

(Our song was sounding really nice until we nobbed it off);

(I saw this right bunch of nobitoffs coming down the street and they started shouting at me and it was scary and I didn't like it).

by Phillip Edward Johnson December 9, 2008

nob offender

Another ridiculous creation from The Rogue. Can be used for both sexes, and is usually taken to mean a cocktease

"I wasted half the night talking to that Nob Offender, only to find out she has a boyfriend, mate"

by sptk December 1, 2007

Noboff

When the penis becomes flaccid. This is much like the term nobon, but obviously with the suffix "on" removed and a new suffix of "off" replacing it.
For some males a "noboff" can be a repeating problem. An example of a "noboff" becoming a problem would be trying to engage in sexual intercourse. This is normally when some men choose to turn to viagra.

Lenny: "Where's the viagra bitch. I've got a noboff"
Lisa: "Leave me alone you pervert."

by Dr.Funk October 18, 2008