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noah man 

yo last nigh she had a Noah man !!!
noah man by YvngMvnkey Savage December 13, 2016
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noah man 

yo last nigh she had a Noah man !!!
noah man by YvngMvnkey Savage December 13, 2016

noah mango 

The point at which you've made it financially, you'll know because you are eating copious amounts of mango from Whole Foods which was sliced by a white guy named Noah.
Did you see the size of that girl's wedding ring!? She's totally at noah mango now, set for life.
noah mango by gleenn December 13, 2017

Noah mannion 

A fat cunt who literally looks like a ,tisim,and loses all the fights he has and doesn’t learn
You heard of that kid Noah mannion yeh he’s a fat cunt
Noah mannion by Darlocrack May 25, 2019

Noah Mansouri

A very cute, personable, datable, hot, sexy, mature, big D-energy person who is single and ready to mingle.
"OMG!!!!! He is a total Noah Mansouri!!!!" she screamed with all her might as she walked passed the irresistible boy
Noah Mansouri by MoggingMonke August 17, 2025

Noah is the best staff manager 

The best staff manager that has ever existed
Man Noah is the best staff manager and deserves owner
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Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
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Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

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Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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