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Noad is that special type of guy. He is funny , shy and very caring. Sometimes he can be a little childish but he is still sweet
Noad has a great sexy body and a nice ass
Noad is the best!
Noad by Thanksfrso November 24, 2021
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cody noad 

a sigma with mega rizz doesn't like rainbow people and is jacked
cody noad is sigma sigma is a cool guy
cody noad by sigmarizzohio May 21, 2024
An extremely attractive vegan dog dad with an enormous horse cock between his legs, lots of tattoos, and a passion for yoga, houseplants, Buddhism and ketamine.
I hooked up with someone from my yoga class last night. He was a total Noadiah.
to pull a calum.
refers to an epic fail
an epic fail/loss
to be a noob/loser

originated in lasalle ontario by two mad geniuses
hannah: omg why are you so DUMB ?
dean: you mean why am i such a NOADE ?
cecilia: whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat ?
loser fail
noade by kewlkatz October 30, 2010
A really hot vegan dude with a vasectomy and lots of houseplants and tattoos.
My date last night was a total Noadiah.
omg hes such a noads
Noads by big dick jacob December 13, 2016
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anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
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"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
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trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
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The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
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