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The area north of Washington Ave and south of South St in Philadelphia. Also known as "South Philly Light". The more sophisticated side of south Philadelphia, populated by yuppies and older neighborhood folk.

opposite of so wash
I went to the Headhouse Farmers Market and bought some delicious organic apples and cheese for my Sunday afternoon wine tasting! It's good to be no wash!
no wash by Grouse Pilot 1 November 16, 2010
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NO ASS WASH APRIL 

A social media challenge movement originating on Reddit with aims to contribute to environmental efforts such as Save The Turtles and others as well as to preserve the toilet paper supply during the Coronavirus pandemic. Participators are expected to complete these aims by avoiding using water or toilet paper to clean their ass. The logic behind the movement is that if many people stop using toilet paper during the pandemic, the demand will go down and the supply will be able to recover and sustain people throughout the pandemic after the month of April. The decreased water demands will also reduce energy usage worldwide and reduce the amount of fossil fuel emissions when added to the existing effect of less cars on the road.
No Ass Wash April is like No Nut November but ......... worse
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No Ticky, No Washy 

In a dry cleaner, owned by an asian dude, the quote "No Ticky No Washy" means "If you don't have the ticket (usually handed to you when you drop your dry cleaning off) then fuck off".
Nick: I forgot my ticket but I need my suit
Asian Dude: NO TICKY, NO WASHY!
Nick: But I need my suit
Asian Dude: NO TICKY, NO WASHY!

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility
I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.
sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".
A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.
Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.
"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."
Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.
I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.
schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008