no-stalker 

A claim to not be stalker-ish when divulging the fact that you know way too much information about the person you are interested in or the person you are dating.

"I see you changed your song on your MySpace profile a few minutes ago. No-stalker."

no-stalker by Danielle Benford May 18, 2008

Nostaljerk 

1: When you revisit a piece of pornographic material that you "frequented" as a child, and have a sesh to relive the past.

2: When you masturbate to a piece of pornography that is at least fifteen years old.

"Hey have you ever seen Deep Throat?"

"Hell yes, I had a nostaljerk to that just last week. Those girls were very hairy back then."

Nostaljerk by Droopy Scrouge November 7, 2009

nostaljerkin'

going back too a prolific sexual memory, and then proceeding too pleasure yourself; lookin' back on it.

daniella: aye bro, 'member back on Vdae 2011? that shit was insane.

lumberjane: yeah, totsmcgoats! ahh, brb bro, this shit got me wantin' too start nostaljerkin'.

nostaljerkin' by chaparita. March 4, 2011