Not sure how this has no definition yet and generally isn't a more common used figure of speech, because it works in multiple ways.
So, basically
1: If you don't spill anything on the floor, you're not going to have to clean it up
"Can I trust you to work alone for a bit?"
"Yeah bruh, no issues, no tissues"
2: If there's no problems, then you don't need anything to wipe the tears out of your face
"I'm fine"
"You been crying, no issues no tissues sis"
3:
A way to respond to someone inquiring requests from you that you currently don't have any
"Dude, should I get you anything from da store?"
"No issues, no tissues homeboy"
4:
When someone expects one of your experiences to have been way more intense than they really were
"Fell down de stairs"
"Ahh shit musta sucked homie"
"Nah brotha, no issues, tissues"
So, basically
1: If you don't spill anything on the floor, you're not going to have to clean it up
"Can I trust you to work alone for a bit?"
"Yeah bruh, no issues, no tissues"
2: If there's no problems, then you don't need anything to wipe the tears out of your face
"I'm fine"
"You been crying, no issues no tissues sis"
3:
A way to respond to someone inquiring requests from you that you currently don't have any
"Dude, should I get you anything from da store?"
"No issues, no tissues homeboy"
4:
When someone expects one of your experiences to have been way more intense than they really were
"Fell down de stairs"
"Ahh shit musta sucked homie"
"Nah brotha, no issues, tissues"
by Petra Jansen November 10, 2019
Get the no issue no tissuemug. by Pwa 'm' Pwa November 16, 2009
Get the Issues with Tissuesmug. by Jeffrey Olivo October 1, 2015
Get the Same Issue, Different Tissuemug. People who love telling you all thier problems. Drama queens and kings. People to avoid. Energy drainers. P
by auzkiwi July 13, 2016
Get the more issues than tissuesmug. People who love telling you all thier problems. Drama queens and kings. People to avoid. Energy suckers.
by auzkiwi July 13, 2016
Get the more issues than tissuesmug. People who love telling you all thier problems. Drama queens and kings. People to avoid. Energy drainers. P
by auzkiwi July 13, 2016
Get the More issues than tissuesmug. Tiffany: (lisping) ARRGH!! This Snapchat update SUCKS!! (cries)
Teacher: (gives Tiffany a tissue) You have an issue, here's a tissue.
Tiffany: *blushes*
Tiffany: (takes off her glasses, wipes her tears with the tissue, cleans her glasses with that tissue and then puts her glasses back on.)
Tiffany: (sniffles, blows nose on that same tissue)
Teacher: (gives Tiffany a tissue) You have an issue, here's a tissue.
Tiffany: *blushes*
Tiffany: (takes off her glasses, wipes her tears with the tissue, cleans her glasses with that tissue and then puts her glasses back on.)
Tiffany: (sniffles, blows nose on that same tissue)
by babypiratesnapchat2 February 1, 2023
Get the Have an issue, here's a tissue.mug.