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No Dates 

Person has no concept of self love and/or does not match the vibe at all.

That one individual who never wins and is okay with taking Ls multiple times.

Can also be referred to as simp, bitch, lame, dub, dick rider, adam, javen
Example of having ”No dates”

The character Red from the movie “Friday”

The roles of Harry and Marv from the movie “home alone”
No Dates by 666goatmam February 2, 2020
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No date December 

You have to not date anybody in December no matter if you are dating someone or not you can ask anyone out you can’t be dating anyone in December
All month it’s no date December
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Bro no Hoe Date 

A casual, non-homosexual get together of two people of the male gender in which they participate in activities without the presence of people of the female gender to impede on their fun
"Dude, Jay... I'm excited for our bro no hoe date this weekend. We can relax and be ourselves without having to worry about girls."
"Yeah Tom... forget girls..."
Bro no Hoe Date by Thomas Chard November 17, 2007

No-Homo Date

When two guys go on a date with each other and they aren't gay
"Hey Daniel, let's go out today on a No-Homo date."
No-Homo Date by Memelord231 December 11, 2017

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