1-Nitori Kawashiro (河城にとり Kawashiro Nitori) is a somewhat shy Kappa who lives in Genbu Ravine on Youkai Mountain. She has the power to control water, and along with the other kappa she is very good with engineering and technology.

2-Nitori. It is the largest furniture and home furnishing chain in Japan. Founded in 1967 by the company's current President Akio Nitori. Nitori currently has more than 400 stores in Japan, and more than 50 stores in Taiwan, the United States and China. Nitori's headquarters are located in Sapporo, Japan.

Nitori: knock knock

Alex: Who's there?

Nitori: ...

Alex: Who's there?

Nitori: please open i'm nitori

Nitori by nitoridesu March 13, 2019

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Nitzoo

When a person's ass hairs are so tangled and knotted so tightly together, they can't even take a shit!

Matt sat on the toilet to take a shit, but his nitzoo was so knotted up he had to untangle it with his fingers first before he went.

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Nitzan

A word used to describe the most infallible and amazing person ever. Tall. Funny. Beautiful. Loving. Smart. Perfect. Jew. The most hilarious girl you will ever meet. Her purpose in life seems to be to make everyone laugh. Her presence brightens the mood no matter where a person is. She is always grammar conscious and will not go a day without correcting someone's use of a word. A Nitzan (if you ever meet one) will affect your life in some way, shape, or form. Although her quirks may be strange at first, nothing in the whole entire world could ever compare to this "Nitzan."

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She is so funny I can't stand it, she has to be a Nitzan.

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Surf Dracula Syndrome

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.

I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!

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Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.

Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.

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Plate of Brown

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.

Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?

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Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.

Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics

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Palmela Handerson

Your hand that you masturbate with.

Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?

Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!

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