Fur-Niture-
snob : NON PET OWNERS who visit your home and complain about your pets hair and getting pet hair on there clothes from sitting on your Furniture , If they
don't want hair on there clothes they should stay away from your home and furniture, That's why they call it Fur-niture ,Some
people love there pets more than they like most
people, To Fur-Niture-snob your pets are animals, To you they are
babies, who are short, hairy, walk on all fours, and Live in our homes , Fur-Niture-snob have been know to make false accusations of peoples pets and the spreed of bed bugs from there fur which has caused violence among pet owners, in some cases Fur-Niture-Snob have been mauled in Pet owners homes after criticizing there pets Fur ,
Mary went to a tupperware
party at a friends
house who had pets, a women at the party was smeared with peanut
butter by the other visitors and forced the pets to lick it off of them because they were accused of being a Fur-Niture-snob