Fur-Niture-Snob 

Fur-Niture-snob : NON PET OWNERS who visit your home and complain about your pets hair and getting pet hair on there clothes from sitting on your Furniture , If they don't want hair on there clothes they should stay away from your home and furniture, That's why they call it Fur-niture ,Some people love there pets more than they like most people, To Fur-Niture-snob your pets are animals, To you they are babies, who are short, hairy, walk on all fours, and Live in our homes , Fur-Niture-snob have been know to make false accusations of peoples pets and the spreed of bed bugs from there fur which has caused violence among pet owners, in some cases Fur-Niture-Snob have been mauled in Pet owners homes after criticizing there pets Fur ,

Mary went to a tupperware party at a friends house who had pets, a women at the party was smeared with peanut butter by the other visitors and forced the pets to lick it off of them because they were accused of being a Fur-Niture-snob

Fur-Niture-Snob by Mikey Ryan October 25, 2010

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016