nit wit 

An extremely stupid and foolish person.
A nit wit is completely clueless and is unable to see solutions to problems that are painfully obvious to even stupid people.
A nit wit is oblivious to how stupid they are.

There was a fly on the glass window and the nit wit used a hammer to try to kill it. He is SUCH a nit wit.
He got pulled over by the cops. The cop said he was doing 50 in a 30 mph zone. He told the cop No I was going 60.
He is such a nit wit.

nit wit by thederby July 19, 2019

nit wit 

some one who is a loser and doesn't know anything.

my friend is such a nit wit for thinking butter isn't a carb.

nit wit by asholeemar August 22, 2009

nit wit 

a twit

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nit wit by ogaiy June 7, 2003

nit-wit 

a Canadian term for a stupid, silly person

person a) stop being such a nit-wit
person b) what's a nit-wit?
person a) a twit in British English
person b) oh okay

nit-wit by Uncle Dimma February 10, 2015

nit-wit 

a Canadian term for a stupid, silly person

person a) stop being such a nit-wit
person b) what's a nit-wit?
person a) a twit in British English
person b) oh okay

nit-wit by Uncle Dimma December 1, 2016

stir-fried nitwit

a manipulative, bald-faced hypocrite; douchebag

Although Norm graduated from Stanford, he's just a manipulative, stir-fried nitwit.

stir-fried nitwit by Miguel Valdez October 29, 2007

No Nut Nitwit 

A cocky bastard that uses those shitty cheap ass "Nut Passes" during No Nut November. The guy might even download the image so he can reuse it and continue to jerk his dick like a tire pump and say he won something. This guy probably cries when he doesnt get a participation trophy.

Bruce: Carter has already jerked off 13 times, and its only November 4th!
Adam: What a fat shit, I heard he uses nut passes as an excuse to reproduce with his hand!
Bruce: What a No Nut Nitwit, I bet his hand smells like crusty socks and expired milk!

No Nut Nitwit by Ocide November 3, 2022