Nissan Altima 

A mid-size family car that, for whatever reason, only black people drive on the east coast. It's an anomaly. Malcolm Gladwell would have a field day with it.

There's a white person driving that Nissan Altima! Oh never mind, it's a black person.

Nissan Altima by NissanAltimas March 8, 2011

Nissan Altima 

The Nissan Altima is a mid-size car that has been manufactured by Nissan since 1992. It is a continuation of the Nissan Bluebird line, which began in 1955.

1st gen 1993–1997
2nd 1997 – July 2001
3rd 2001 – 2006
4th gen2007–2012 (sedan)

2008–2013 (coupe)

5th gen 2012 – 2018
2013–2020 (outside North America and China)

6th gen August 2018 to present.

Now for the real definition,

Nissan Altima , a car owned and driven
By a lot of 304's & baby momma's.

You can't knock their vehicle though
Atleast they ain't walking or taking

The Bus but 9 times outta 10 if a female

Owns one of these she's likely a 304 or

Baby momma.

Nissan Altima , the prefered choice of car

By 304's and baby momma's alike .

Nissan Altima by Blu_leef January 19, 2023

nissan altima 

The quintessential baby momma car. Usually driven by a black baby momma with a son named Ayden who was most likely conceived in that car. Preaches about not needing a man and how she has it all together but is ran through. She then proceeds to fuck up her and her sons life for a guy who doesn’t even own a car and uses her to bum cigarette money.

“Damn bro I think she’s the one.”

“Dude she drives a nissan altima. She’s not your girl, it’s just your turn.”

nissan altima by Mirgdorl June 21, 2022

Nissan Altima 

The type of car that somebody with an 8 inch penis or bigger drives. Also can pick up hella bitches.

That guy has to drive a Nissan Altima

Nissan Altima by Bigballer1234 July 12, 2018

Nissan Altima 

usually the choice of vehicle for people who are either Republican, red pill bro, incel, crackhead, pothead, Speakeasy Fitness member, or perhaps they fit into some or all of these categories. like Donald/Melania Trump, Ron/Casey DeSantis, Mike Lindell, Kanye West, Nick Fuentes, Sneako, Andrew Tate, Jordan Peterson, and literally any female with an OF and/or Linktree

that's what really stands an altima out from a camry and an accord.

Hi, I'm Mike Lindell, and my Nissan Altima is faster than every piece of shit Bugatti! Uh oh, and the election was stolen as hell by black thugs and illegal Hispanic aliens!

Nissan Altima by DeezPeanuts September 8, 2023

Nissan Altima 

A car containing an aggressive driver who thinks he always has the right of way, like an emergency vehicle. Hence the name Altima (out of my) way.

A Nissan Altima is coming from behind! Get out of his way!

Nissan Altima by LukeyBearUD April 9, 2024

Nissan Altima Driver

A fat, loud, obnoxious and aggressive black woman. Usually has an attitude and will yell at you for an issue even if she caused it herself.

That Nissan Altima driver just fought the grocery store clerk because they don’t accept EBT!

Nissan Altima Driver by Ganganamstylefan53 October 16, 2025