nipple meter

using the nipple as a means to tell the outside temperature

I stepped out in the snowstorm in only a t-shirt, and because my nipples were sticking a foot off my chest, my nipple meter read "cold as fuck"

by landon15 February 18, 2004

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a gauge of temperature when you step outside on a cold day

Damn boys, my nipple meter says it's pretty fuckin cold out here.

by dirk2121 February 16, 2004

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Meerkat Nipples

When it's either cold or one is sexually aroused, their nipples stand up like a meerkat.

When my Twitter Crush slides into my direct messages, I get the Meerkat Nipples.

by Anniethenanny August 2, 2017

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The gauging of a room or environment's temperature using the apparent hardness (or not) of nearby nipples.

I didn't really feel cold, but I was according to my nippleometer.

by EK the Bad Kitty April 25, 2006

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Stick your tit out of the door love,and check the nippleometer, i want to see if i should wear my hat

by griggy October 18, 2006

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a way to judge cold tempuratures

"i know if i need to wear a sweater or not by reading sally's nipplometer"

by julsinthebox May 2, 2005

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