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National free the nipple day

“Why are your titties out?”
“Because it’s june 12th aka National free the nipple day”

National Free the Nipple Day

May 29. The day where everyone and anyone can have their nipples out without it being weird
Person 1- “Yo wtf? She got her nipples out in public”

Person 2- “Hey man stfu it’s May 29 which is National Free the Nipple Day”

National Nipple Twist Day 

National Nip Twist Day.

September 4th.Buckle up boys and girls. Twist all the nips you see.
Go up to someone and twist their nipples and say National Nipple Twist Day

Interational show me your nipples day 

Friday, May 9th is the Internationally recognized day to show your best online friend your badonkadonks!
Hey man, can you pop a pepperoni? I'm tryna see some nips on Interational show me your nipples day !

nippledar 

An uncanny ability to notice any woman with very hard nipples as you pass her, even if you aren't looking in her direction.
Dave: "Hey, did you see that lady's pencil erasers?"
Me: "No, I don't have nippledar."
nippledar by Quaker September 4, 2005