ninja rape

raping someone without them knowing it. has to be done in three steps.

1. scream (known as ninja approach)
2. rape
3. leave note

it's nice to let people know they have been raped, it's the polite thing to do. that's why we leave a note.

Can't remember being ninja raped, but this note totally says I did...

ninja rape by captain rape July 16, 2010

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ninja rape

ninja rape occurs when a person is suddenly in your personal space on your ass..

you turn around and someone is suddenly on your ass out of no where with no warning at all and the intent was not to scare you but to have a legitimate conversation or conduct some sort of business. hence ninja rape.

ninja rape by Cartera6 December 24, 2009

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arkansas ninja rape

When you put on all you can gear from last hunting season and proceed to sneak up on your cousin and bend him/her over and start jamming you 3inch errected penis into their asshole while pinching their nipples but in the end the cousin really enjoyed it

I could go for some Arkansas Ninja Rape right now.

arkansas ninja rape by Datboi1234 July 6, 2017

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Rape Ninja

The act of one stalking another and then randomly humping that person because you think it is funny and then suddenly running or sneaking off like an average pedobear .

Dude1 : did you see what Erick did yesterday !?

Dude2 : No , what'd he do ?

Dude1 : He like totally came up behind this chick and started dry humping her . We checked to see if the girl was okay and then I looked up and saw him dipset around the corner .

Dude2 : Hahaha , Eicks a Rape Ninja .

Rape Ninja by midnightmyst April 12, 2011

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bang a you-ee

of Massachusetts orig. "to make a u-turn"

hey, we missed the bar, bang a you-ee

bang a you-ee by Pistolero Pierro May 4, 2008

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Fleg

The word 'flag' as pronounced by people with thick Belfast accents. The term is a perfect encapsulation of the disproportionate and overblown reaction to the removal of the Union Jack (as in 'de fleg') from above City Hall in Belfast. Where previously it had flown for 365 days per year, it is now flown on 17 designated days of the year - in line with many other British cities.

The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.

The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.

"Wat de fuck like! The taigs got de fleg took down! Let's wreck de fuckin place! No surrender!"

"De fleg has been took down! Before ye know it there'll be a united Ireland! Attack Short Strand! God Save The Queen!"

Fleg by OnionFleg August 9, 2013

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Skeef

To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.

"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."

Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026

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