To be illustrious, this means you are one of the town. You are a well known being in said area because an old folktale speculated that Illustrious people poop rainbow coloured gold.
She's so illustrious, I once saw her behind the bushes in Tonbridge dumping one out. It was rainbow.
A Shackteau is a humble, weather-beaten, structurally questionable shelter located in a spectacular or highly coveted place—Wales, Jackson Hole, Sun Valley, Crested Butte, coastal Maine, the Alps—where the building itself may be worth almost nothing, but the dirt, view, access, and mythology make it absurdly valuable.
In use:
Shackteâu - We thought it was an abandoned shed until the realtor called it a rare alpine Shackteâu with unobstructed views and listed it for $2million.