nigotiate

To negotiate with someone with the intention of screwing them over, usually by denying the deal was ever made once you have what you wanted. Combination of nig and negotiate.

I started a new job because my boss promised me a promotion if I sold 50K in a month. I sold 50K in a month and asked for the promotion. My boss said he never promised a promotion. He nigotiated with me.

by MARVMAN October 30, 2007

Nigotiate

The common African American tradition of yelling as loudly and nonsensically as possible in order to settle a dispute. The winner usually either yells the loudest, swears the most, or is the one with the gun.

-Damn look at those two bitches going at it!

-Settle down bro, they're just trying to nigotiate.

by ConcernedCitizen2791 September 7, 2013

I Sent My Chief Negotiator

A phrase; used to imply that you sent a friend to an important meeting, date, interview, Settlement Conference, trial, exam, etc. in your stead (i.e. on your behalf).

Professor Lambeau: "What happened at the McNeil meeting?"

Will: "Oh, I couldn't go...so, I sent my Chief Negotiator."

Professor Lambeau: "On your own time you can do whatever you like, Will, but when I set up a meeting with my...with my associates, and you don't show up, it reflects poorly on me."
Will: "All right. Well then don't set up any more meetin's."

by brandonmichaelblack.com April 23, 2012

Shrewd negotiator

The definition of what Ed Bolian does for a living. Basically just lowballing exotic cars and flipping them later.

“I talked to her and offered $30k for the Lambo but, she wanted $75k. She was an shrewd negotiator so we met right in the middle at $30k.” - Ed Bolian, The Professional Shrewd Negotiator

by what122 May 16, 2019

Hostage Negotiation

Having to use the bathroom in the absolute worst way, but either a) you're constipated or b) you have performance anxiety for whatever reason.

Dude, I was just in stall 3, and I had to do some major Hostage Negotiation in there... I was a little embarrassed, 'cause Lenny the VP was in the next stall. Although HE had no problem releasing the hostages.

by AluMiNuM77 May 17, 2007

negrotiate

haggling over the price of an item that you can not afford no matter what the price

That man was trying to negrotiate on a waterfront house and he doesn't even have a job

by upset realtor November 18, 2006

Secret Diplomatic Negotiations

"Secret Diplomatic Negotiations" is a comical euphemism for anal sex. It was coined over at www.apennyforlenny.com, based on a Jeopardy clue.

The clue was from the category "BACK" TO SCHOOL. It was:

“SECRET DIPLOMATIC NEGOTIATIONS ARE SAID TO GO THROUGH THIS”

The answer was "WHAT IS THE BACKDOOR?"

"Could I interest any of you ladies in some Secret Diplomatic Negotiations?"

"Yeah, me and Becky Diplomatically Negotiated in Secret all night long."

"If you're ever in prison, watch out for the Secret Diplomatic Negotiations that happen in the shower."

by An Interested Party August 14, 2009