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Nigger in the wood pile 

A problem with a phone system.
The expression was coined by a pioneer for phone technicians and was carried on through apprentices and journymen. Today it is used in limited numbers among veteran phone technicians.
"Well, I tell ya...I can't seem to get the 2600 frequency to trunk. I reckon there's a nigger in the wood pile, boy."

Nigger in the wood pile 

When something is surprising or obscure.
When you find out you're 3% eastern European, grandma says "that's the nigger in the wood pile"

niggerpulese 

The African God of trash-talking.
Your momma so ghetto, her birth stone is crack!

"Niggerpulese!"
niggerpulese by richard vendor October 23, 2012

Niggerpipe 

A stem (section of GLASS TUBE containing a small wad of metal scouring pad) which is CRACKED and SPLINTERED from a crack (cocaine) smoker applying too much heat for too long while trying to suck a hit and a half out of a hit of crack.
This abused makeshift pipe, belonging in the trash, is rather kept in one's pocket wrapped in tissue paper. Often seen on the TV show COPS; as one posessing such gets a trip to jail, everytime.
"Put that NIGGERPIPE away you fuckin' junkie. Y'want me to cut my lip? How long you been runnin' anyhow? You look like shit." "Hey, didn't I see you on COPS last season?"

"Yo, I rolled this dude for an eight-ball of crack! Break out the NIGGERPIPE!"
Niggerpipe by Bengo Cholomongo September 13, 2006

niggerphile 

Some who is attracted to basketball people and likes slavery in a discreet manner
A niggerphile person bought all the basketball people.
niggerphile by Donut kidnapper September 20, 2023

Niggerpie 

A replacement of saying hey or hi. Slang term =]
Niggerpie what's up?
Niggerpie by Kyleshimmer May 3, 2009
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