I came out of the bar up the street the other night and these two cops started to hassle me about where I was going at 2:30 in the morning. One of them was tapping his nigger-be-good stick flashlight on his hand. I thought he was going to beat me!
Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).