1. The formal induction of a Black man (Ahem, Barack Obama) into office.
2. An act or ceremony of nignaugurating. (I.E. house party)
3. A method that finally keeps Blacks from whining about biases and/or discrimination.
"Dude, are you going to watch Obama's nignauguration on Tuesday, January 20, 2009?"
"I bet MLK, the King of Negro Americans, is similing from heaven as the nignauguration of Barack Obama is held the day after his birthday!"
"Aw fuck, Obama's nignauguration is being held tomorrow!? I need to find my lost ancestry so I can move back to my European roots."
Someone or something that bites your ankles.
To a postman, an ankle biter is often known as a dog.
To an adult, an ankle biter may be a toddler.
To hikers, an ankle biter is sometimes a tick.
And so on.
When a manwill search for hours to find something that is laying out in the open on a table. Items are often easily found by a women.
Man: "I have been searching for hours for keys."
Woman: "You mean the ones sitting there on the coffee table?"
Man: "Where?"
Woman: "Right there in the middle of that table."
Man: "oh, must have been Male Pattern Blindness"