Nifty mittens

If you’re really good at handling the puck while playing hockey, it could have been at some point said that you have nifty mittens.

Henrik passes the puck up through the neutral zone to Pavel, Pavel corals the feed from Henrik and proceeds to enter the zone while displaying to all who are watching the nifty mittens he possesses as he dekes with the puck past two defenders at the same time and shoots the puck into the net for a goal.

Several people in the crowd say to their pals: “Did you see Pavel’s nifty mittens on that play?”.

Nifty mittens by mandez19 September 30, 2019

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nifty mittens

It's when your mother and your father go and have sex on the hood of the truck

Mom and Dad did some nifty mittens last night.

nifty mittens by Big Bob7477 October 29, 2013

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"Militarily, that inquest was a booger in the nose of progress."

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Person 1: Insert completely incorrect and/or idiotic statement here
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fogey

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Minced garlic in a jar

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