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- someone who is usually late at school, caused by a traffic jam on the way...
What is niese doin'?
Ohhh niese!!
Its niese again!
Where is niese? Stuck in traffic jam i think...
niese by PinkIsPunk December 14, 2004
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Shar'Niese 

A very sexy and attractive person that people love to be around and talk to. Someone who is very popular.
Guy 1: Hey, did you see JaNiese at the mall today?
Guy 2: Yeah, she was totally in the middle of the crowd, she is such a Shar'Niese.
Shar'Niese by ThatCoolChick90 November 29, 2011
Related Words
niese • niesel • niesen • Shar'Niese • mike niesen • Mrs. Niese • nies • nieve • Niece • neşe

Mrs. Niese 

The best band director ever.
All other arguments are invalid.
End of story.

"Ham it up!"

...Don't steal her candy. The jazz band kids will kill you.
Wow, that band director is nowhere near as good as Mrs. Niese. ;)
Mrs. Niese by hahahahaha5 July 1, 2012

Leslie Nielsen 

One of the most popular spoof comedy actors, well known for roles in the Naked Gun series and Airplane!. RIP
I am serious. And don't call me Shirley. - Leslie Nielsen
Leslie Nielsen by Magneto_Caknseco December 1, 2010

Nierenjuice 

Common german word for "piss" or "pee".

Nieren (kidneys) produce their own yellow juice.
"Hey Tom, let's have some fun and fuck! I wanna give you my Nierenjuice!" — “Ohhh yessss ahhhh gargl glaaaarghhhh gaaarglll!" — "Yeah drink my Nierenjuice!"
Nierenjuice by gollomosh December 13, 2022

Nipsey Hussle

A West-Coast rapper from Crenshaw, California. Was one of the dopest rappers from this generation and definitely lead the new school. His 2018 release Victory Lap was full of bangers like Last Time That I Checc'd, Rap Niggas, Grinding All My Life, Hussle and Motivate, Blue Laces 2. Passed away on March 31st after being gunned down in front of his very own store. Tragic and undeserved.
Nipsey Hussle by Dr. Daly April 1, 2019

nietering 

Verb: The process of doing little or no action. Standing or sitting in one place for an extended period of time, instead of doing what your supposed to be doing. Smoking weed enhances this phenomenon.
"Stop nietering around and let others use the couch!"

"Hey Brian, if you keep nietering around you will never graduate from college."
nietering by Ty Bosch May 18, 2006
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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