Nice hat

Used in a conversation/argument as an indirect way of saying “get your head out of your ass it’s not a hat.”

Tim: “I’m the best singer in the world!”

John: “Nice hat.”

Hanna: “(insert racist person) isn’t racist!”

Jess: “Nice hat.”

Nice hat by thejewnamedchristmas June 21, 2018

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nice cowboy hat

With a hint of sarcasm, and a wink, it's all you have to say to 'a male' wearing 'a cowboy hat' to make him feel completely gay, become completely embarrassed and leave whatever establishment he is patronizing. The only exception would be if he were a participant in an actual rodeo. In such an instance I suppose it would be appropriate to wear a cowboy hat, but still gay.

I was at this bar the other night and this dude wearing a cowboy hat walked up to me and I said, "nice cowboy hat" and I winked at him. He looked at me like I was gay or something, and then amazingly everyone started saying, "nice cowboy hat" until he finally turned red and left.

nice cowboy hat by cockninja July 15, 2006

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Nice-Hate

An attitude of enforced congeniality with someone you cannot stand which is very very subtly detectable by the other person, but not proveable.

1)There's the boss - quick, pretend she's not the manipulative control freak that you would fire if the roles were reversed. You must show her your Nice-Hate smile in order keep your job so you won't starve. She will no doubt Nice-Hate smile back at you.

2) Oh no my boyfriend wants me to go to a party and his ex-girlfriend will be there. I will have to go into Nice-Hate mode. "Oh hello dahling! Fancy seeing you here -how are you? Mwah mwah."

Nice-Hate by Miss M July 23, 2005

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Nice hater

A person that is nice with a hater type personality at some moments

Brett was a hater on my definition my boyfriend didn't think they were real. But he said sorry .

Jessica was a nice hater

Nice hater by Jesskaelynxo July 17, 2016

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Hate Sink

A person you hate intensely not because they deserve such hatred but because they serve as a focus for your general hatred. A healthy way to dispense with excess animosity.

Jake's not really that big an asshole. He just serves as my hate sink.

Hate Sink by The great prophet Zarquon August 7, 2016

Word of the Day on July 26, 2026

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funiosity

The art of being peculiar, but in an amusing fashion.

"Wow, look at that dog running on three legs"
- "Yeah, that sure is a funiosity"

funiosity by Supersonic Stevie November 23, 2007

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Toe Rag

A toe rag was originally a foot wrapping used, since mediaeval times up until the mid-nineteenth century, to protect the foot from chafing by boots or shoes. As these were, quite literally, rags they weren’t usually washed, and so with use they became very smelly until they were thrown away. Because of the similarity in smell, toe rag also became the name applied to dried, salted cod or other things with a strong, unpleasant, fishy smell. It didn’t take that long before the name was applied to someone who was an obnoxious, unpleasant OIC.

1 “Socks! Those aren’t socks you smelly git, they’re toe rags!”
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.

Toe Rag by AKACroatalin November 29, 2016

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