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1. Sacred word kept by the Knights of Ni.
Oh, what times are these that passing ruffians will say "Ni!" at will to old ladies?
ni by Contrary Mary December 8, 2002
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A word of unknown power, able to cause old ladies to cringe in fear. Those who say it may often be appeased with... A SHRUBBERY.
"Ni!" screeched the black-armored knight. "A shrubbery! Not too big or expensive."
ni by Juke March 20, 2004
when yoiu meet a black person on a video game and they are chatting wass, you pull out the ni
person of colour: u trash at this game
12 yo white american kid: shut up ni
ni by mcsuckyourmum November 19, 2019
From the film of Monty python and the holy grail.
The knights who say ni!
ARTHUR: Who are you?
HEAD KNIGHT: We are the Knights Who Say... 'Ni'!
RANDOM: Ni!
ARTHUR: No! Not the Knights Who Say 'Ni'!
Ni by cRaZyPeNGuiN September 30, 2005
(See also: icky-icky-icky-icky-kapang-zoop-boing.)
ni by Contrary Mary December 8, 2002
Ni Hao!
Ni xi sheng zhi qi!
Ni by Rick james December 21, 2007
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Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
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