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Exams taken by Hogwarts students in their seventh year
I got five NEWTs
NEWTs by Ashley88888888888888888888 January 29, 2009
Words you can keep
Man 1: I'll eat 6 pounds of my own shit for 30 bucks
Man 2: That's newts
Newts by CrustyNotCrispy April 8, 2019
The quintessential gentleman sniper. Was born with a rifle in his hands.

Can be used to confirm an exceptional shot with a rifle.
Hunter 1: Did you hear about that shot that guy made?

Hunter 2: Yeah, I heard it was a real Newts!
Newts by Yippikia February 27, 2013
A blonde surfer boy from the beaches and loves having sex with anything that walks especially older girls. He loves a good old romp and loves a bit of dynamic mint.
How are ya Newts?

Hey look, Newts is over there!
Newts by Max Mason August 6, 2023

Newts Noot Sook 

Someone's nut sack that is nicknamed newt.
If you say Newts Noot Sook, Newt will say F*** You!
Newts Noot Sook by kpizzle7 October 16, 2012

Newts wife 

Newts wife is a fictional character that a lot of girls have a crush on but he does not like people called Amelie.
Newts wife by Sperm killer March 31, 2021

Newts wife 

Not Melies wife
Newts wife is not Melie’s wife.
Newts wife by Sperm killer March 30, 2021
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West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro”
Word of the Day on August 23, 2026

mormon assault vehicle

another term for a station wagon, mini-van, or any other kind of vehicle that is targeted at the "family" demographic(also M.A.V.)
"Tactical advantages aside, the M.A.V. is top of the line for the holy warrior troop transport manufactured by the Church of Latter Day Saints Military Industrial Complex. Also great for family trips...to heathen lands."
mormon assault vehicle by KVRX January 10, 2005
Word of the Day on August 22, 2026
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