NEWTs

Exams taken by Hogwarts students in their seventh year

I got five NEWTs

by Ashley88888888888888888888 January 29, 2009

Newts

NUTS

Man 1: I'll eat 6 pounds of my own shit for 30 bucks
Man 2: That's newts

by CrustyNotCrispy April 8, 2019

Newts

The quintessential gentleman sniper. Was born with a rifle in his hands.

Can be used to confirm an exceptional shot with a rifle.

Hunter 1: Did you hear about that shot that guy made?

Hunter 2: Yeah, I heard it was a real Newts!

by Yippikia February 27, 2013

Newts

A blonde surfer boy from the beaches and loves having sex with anything that walks especially older girls. He loves a good old romp and loves a bit of dynamic mint.

How are ya Newts?

Hey look, Newts is over there!

by Max Mason August 6, 2023

Newts Noot Sook

Someone's nut sack that is nicknamed newt.

If you say Newts Noot Sook, Newt will say F*** You!

by kpizzle7 October 16, 2012

Newts wife

Newts wife is a fictional character that a lot of girls have a crush on but he does not like people called Amelie.

Newts wife hates Amelie

by Sperm killer March 31, 2021

Newts wife

Not Melie’s wife

Newts wife is not Melie’s wife.

by Sperm killer March 30, 2021