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I got five NEWTs
NEWTs by Ashley88888888888888888888 January 29, 2009
Words you can keep
Man 1: I'll eat 6 pounds of my own shit for 30 bucks
Man 2: That's newts
Newts by CrustyNotCrispy April 8, 2019
The quintessential gentleman sniper. Was born with a rifle in his hands.

Can be used to confirm an exceptional shot with a rifle.
Hunter 1: Did you hear about that shot that guy made?

Hunter 2: Yeah, I heard it was a real Newts!
Newts by Yippikia February 27, 2013
A blonde surfer boy from the beaches and loves having sex with anything that walks especially older girls. He loves a good old romp and loves a bit of dynamic mint.
How are ya Newts?

Hey look, Newts is over there!
Newts by Max Mason August 6, 2023

Newts Noot Sook 

Someone's nut sack that is nicknamed newt.
If you say Newts Noot Sook, Newt will say F*** You!
Newts Noot Sook by kpizzle7 October 16, 2012

Newts wife 

Newts wife is a fictional character that a lot of girls have a crush on but he does not like people called Amelie.
Newts wife by Sperm killer March 31, 2021

Newts wife 

Not Melies wife
Newts wife is not Melie’s wife.
Newts wife by Sperm killer March 30, 2021
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026
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