newtown square, pa

AKA The Scurrr... founded in 1692, a primarily Italian/Irish outskirt of Philadelphia, PA... Located 5 miles from the West Philadelphia border and 7 miles from the infamous 69th Street. Home to Marple-Newtown High School. Nice area on the decline due to western movement and expandation from Philadelphia, Upper Darby, Havertown, and Broomall. West portion of "Broomtown Square". Bordered by Media, Broomall and Edgmont. Originally farmland, now looks like it might as well be part of west philly.

Population: 46,000
Area: Approx. 10 Square miles
Average Annual Income: $37,000

Grew up in West Philly, moved to the newtown square, pa wit my bulls.

newtown square, pa by Tony Scarnuzzio December 28, 2007

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Newtown Square, PA

A fucked up town that no one likes. BROOMALL ROCKS! GO B-MALLERS!

N-Square: I live in Newtown Square, PA.
B-Maller: No one likes you bitch!

Newtown Square, PA by Newtown Square sux ass! October 9, 2008

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🤡🫵🏻

How to say "you're an idiot/clown" using only emojis.

Person 1: Insert completely incorrect and/or idiotic statement here
Person 2: 🤡🫵🏻

🤡🫵🏻 by Ubeenbamboozledson May 31, 2026

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fogey

Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!

You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. Penguin Books,1992. p. 38)

fogey by Petyush September 14, 2005

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Jarlic

Minced garlic in a jar

Add a tablespoon of jarlic to two teaspoons of butter and spread it in bread to make garlic bread

Jarlic by YSAC fanboy June 6, 2020

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Pitpig

An armpit enthusiast — typically of the scent, appearance, and touch of hairy underarms.

That dude’s such a pitpig, I have to wear deodorant to keep him at bay.

Pitpig by wimbledon May 28, 2026

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You the birthday

You the birthday-you the point, you the topic, the reason we here, can be used as a compliment / u looking good or silly/trolling

Nah fr, you the birthday, you got all the attention.

You the birthday by Dev-in April 4, 2026

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