Where admissions officers scour the globe, round up the most radical/artistic/generally eccentric
people they can find, and bring them to Greenwich Village to earn degrees.
Legendary for the disproportionately
high number of famous writers, artists, and musicians it has produced.
For public safety, the university really should have a sign in front of it reading: "Abandon all
hope, ye conservatives who enter here." It'
s just not right to deny people of a fair warning.