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German for n00b, a player new or inexperienced, or just plain faggicitly new and inexperienced
Floda Reltih: Gest act yabben ein gruben newben schibe geishwanchschlangrangbanggangwang faggenliedbrugerparishiltonsau!

Me: huh?
newben by wootpwna January 18, 2005

newgends 

A german kid that doesn't get the joke
A german kid walks up your campsite and wants to hangout with you, you accept. You tell the kid a joke and he doesn't understand it, you then say: "fucking newgends"

solves everything belief me
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kalysta newberry 

the kind of person who smells when they take a poopy. ever fall on your knees after skateboarding, or take a razor skooter to the ankle ? thats how it feels when you meet a kalysta newberry. the the berries were too new ): too tart for me ... the one good thing about a kalysta newberry is that you can drink water with them (: mm water 😍 make sure to wash your hands for ten minutes after seeing a kalysta newberry. it wont help your eyes to cure from the sight, but your hands will most certainly be very clean 😋
"ahg man, i feel like a kalysta newberry"

Newbien Prince 

n. a guy who is really bad at Halo.
"Is he AFK, or just a Newbien Prince?"
Newbien Prince by naysam April 12, 2010
One of the gen-forms, representing the "new generation", or early teens born around 2000's who are hella annoying, especially online.
Holy shit, Henry is such a dang newgen on COD4.
newgen by Hankiedoodle October 27, 2016

Newsense 

A clothing line derived from the word nuisance..Inspired by street art, skating and music. Website is Newsenseclothing.com.
Mark: Lets paint today!
Chad: Shoots!
Mark: After we paint lets check out this place..I heard a new stock of newsense shirts were made.
Chad: Shooooooooots! we can also buy caps. K dont forget your longboard..
Mark: Shooooooots!!^^
Newsense by Newspapers August 17, 2011

Newberific 

The term used when someone is or was being a complete newb.
Originated by a person who goes by the alias Newberific in many online games.
"OMFG your newberific"
"GG, you were newberific my friend"
Newberific by Newberific December 30, 2004
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro
Word of the Day on August 23, 2026
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