new yorkie

When your girl gives you a quickie on the subway.

That bitch gave me a New Yorkie on the ride home last week.

by Goddy March 15, 2015

New Yorked

When a stranger stares at you while masturbating and for whatever reason you can't leave, usually occurs in the subway. If not paying attention worst case scenario may result in being cumfaced.

Oh my god Carrie you are not going to believe this! Samantha got New yorked again on the subway. At least this time she avoided getting it in the face.

by utah June 1, 2015

Bearded New Yorker

According to Artie, its a racial slur for a Jewish person. Yea right.

I saw a whole group of Bearded New Yorkers taking Subcutex today.

by engine7 August 17, 2008

New Yorkerization

The process of becoming a New Yorker.

if you haven't started already, your New Yorkerization requires a disciplined daily reading of the new york times and the new yorker magazine.

by joegibbon2 December 30, 2010

new yorker

According to them they are better than you,me,and anyone else who is not from New York City.

Me:Well I got to catch my flight back to seattle in 10 minutes.
New Yorker:Ohh wow you live in seattle!Do you own a farm?
Me:NO! Dumbass.

by Okami March 20, 2008

new yorker

The only Americans that foreigners generally like.

Frenchman: Are you an American?
Me: No, I'm a New Yorker.
Frenchman: Sacré bleu! What a relief!

by NY ownz j00 March 15, 2004

New Yorker

You grew up with “it’s 10pm, do you know where your children are?” . Going to school even in blizzards because we are tough and can handle a little snow. You enjoy cups of cawfee sittin on your stoop.

Angela, oh my gawd! Yo son, it’s mad brick out hea got places to go cuz I’m a New Yorker

by Princess of New Yawk June 23, 2018