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Ripped me a new one 

literally: to rip a new asshole
figuratively: the beat the shit out of somebody
steve jobs really ripped me a new one when i showed him my latest design
Ripped me a new one by supersa November 12, 2006

rip you a new one 

it's like tear you a new one, that is to kick someone's ass and threaten to rip/tear him a new asshole
If you don't stop harassing me i'll rip you a new one!
rip you a new one by Beggi April 29, 2007

tear a new one 

To tear someone (or get torn) a new asshole. Generally used when you can't say asshole.
To get beat bad, massacred or just plain raped.
Grrr... I'll tear a new one for you!

Dang... that other team just tore us a new one!

If you break this i will tear you a new one!
tear a new one by Hipponater September 9, 2006

Ripped me a new one 

Literal expression means to tear someone a new butt-hole, figuratively means to verbally or physical abuse or criticize someone thoroughly so that they feel destroyed.
I made a joke about her butt looking big, and she ripped me a new one.

tear you a new one

literally rip someone a new asshole.
in use can be verbal abuse or a threat to actual physical harm or in some circles could be quite literal
see prison pussy
you better stop lookin at my girfriend before i have to tear you a new one
tear you a new one by nick_pepper October 10, 2004

rip someone a new one 

rip someone a new one to tear someone a new asshole to beat someone sensless or near death not being able to fight back
if someone lets their dogs loose again my yard to do their business i will have to rip someone a new one
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
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a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
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