new one

laying on the ground like you just got shot in the back with an arrow.

Look at Battle getting that new one. He must be retarded.

new one by dookie water December 23, 2008

Ripped me a new one 

literally: to rip a new asshole
figuratively: the beat the shit out of somebody

steve jobs really ripped me a new one when i showed him my latest design

Ripped me a new one by supersa November 12, 2006

rip you a new one 

it's like tear you a new one, that is to kick someone's ass and threaten to rip/tear him a new asshole

If you don't stop harassing me i'll rip you a new one!

rip you a new one by Beggi April 29, 2007

tear a new one 

To tear someone (or get torn) a new asshole. Generally used when you can't say asshole.
To get beat bad, massacred or just plain raped.

Grrr... I'll tear a new one for you!

Dang... that other team just tore us a new one!

If you break this i will tear you a new one!

tear a new one by Hipponater September 9, 2006

Ripped me a new one 

Literal expression means to tear someone a new butt-hole, figuratively means to verbally or physical abuse or criticize someone thoroughly so that they feel destroyed.

I made a joke about her butt looking big, and she ripped me a new one.

Ripped me a new one by Hancockked June 3, 2010

tear you a new one

literally rip someone a new asshole.
in use can be verbal abuse or a threat to actual physical harm or in some circles could be quite literal
see prison pussy

you better stop lookin at my girfriend before i have to tear you a new one

tear you a new one by nick_pepper October 10, 2004

rip someone a new one 

rip someone a new one to tear someone a new asshole to beat someone sensless or near death not being able to fight back

if someone lets their dogs loose again my yard to do their business i will have to rip someone a new one

rip someone a new one by bluebear May 19, 2022