the new generation cowboy is a city slicker that says he's the hottest cowboy on TikTok he calls a donkey a horse, he also has frosted tips and drinks white claws and calls them beer, he has a Jeep and calls it his bad *bleep* truck, he makes fun of Taylor Campbell and thinks the the PBR is FAKE bull ridin there is so many things wrong with him I can go on forever
Very funny people, very op people. They have the best conversations ever and they are way cooler than you. Most of them are introvert af so they dont talk they text its sad. I'll come back after 2 years and give you an update
Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).