new fashioned 

A sexual act in which the female, seated behind the male, massages the prostate (most conveniently with the thumb) while reaching around with both legs to administer a dual-soled foot job.

"Hey Sharon--whaddaya say to giving Ol' Willie Boy a new fashioned so I can drain my balls and still see the Phillies game."

new fashioned by GW Associates October 6, 2011

new fashioned 

A blowjob. Since an 'old fashioned' is a handjob, a 'new fashioned' is a blowjob. A step higher! ;)

Joe: I got a KILLER old fashioned from Suzy last night!

Steve: Oh yeah, well i got a NEW FASHIONED!! >;)

new fashioned by TheOneYoullNeverKnow September 21, 2011

New Fashioned Thumb Around 

The act of giving someone two armed hug and suddenly putting each of your thumbs in their asshole simultaneously. This is an updated version of the Old Fashioned Thumb Around.

Excited to see his high school friend, Jerry ran over to Cindy at the Baskin Robbins and gave her a new fashioned thumb around.

New Fashioned Thumb Around by Jumbo Jackson November 9, 2019

The New Fashioned Double Thumb Around 

Similar to the "Old Fashioned Thumb Around" (going up to someone with open arms as if to give a hug but then quickly inserting your dominant thumb inside their asshole after you wrap your arms around them), but instead using both thumbs.

"I gave my ex boss, Mary, the New Fashioned Double Thumb Around in the break room right before putting in my two weeks notice. I figured what is she gonna do, fire me?"

The New Fashioned Double Thumb Around by Steamer Bean January 1, 2025

New Fashion

The guy jacks off and shoots his cum straight up in the air, He opens his asscheeks and catches the cum on the way down.

"Hey moite, what have you been up to?"
"Just gave myself a New Fashion"

New Fashion by CLingthelion November 4, 2011

new jersey fashion week

Just because my grandma wants to be a designer doesn't mean she can't be la creme de la creme. It's so good Marilyn Monroe is hopping out of her grave to watch.
(It is used in a sentence kind of like “sliced bread”)

GIRL! I was at New jersey fashion week and la creme had that fashion show LIT!

new jersey fashion week by satoshinaakamoto October 17, 2020

New Old Fashion

A blowjob, oral sex.

Oops sorry, just got done giving a new old fashion.

New Old Fashion by revbjeff December 28, 2010