New Fangled

An object, device, any product of mankind, which is deemed futuristic, unnecessary, and occasionally gay. Something is often called new fangled by a cranky old man who is spiteful of this new and awesome technology. Types of art can be considered new fangled as well, particularly music (commonly created by young people.

Brian: Hey Grandpa did you see that tricked out roll of tape Jimmy was rolling down the street!?

Grandpa Jones: Hell yes I did! That new fangled device surely cost his mama a pretty penny! In my day we used spit and semen to stick shit to shit!

Brian: STFU D0OD!!!!!!

by SealingPhan April 18, 2009

New Fangled

Something old people say when presented with things that confuse them.

Child: Hey, Grandpa! Check out my 2000 year old Nokia cell phone!

Grandpa: Damn you and your New fangled technology... (proceeds to rant for an hour about things when he was a kid)

by TheRoyalBurger June 18, 2022

newfangled

something that is recently made or discovered relative to the speaker.

To my grampa, this computer seems newfangled.

by Hank May 12, 2003

newfangle

A new and beautiful thing that comes in your life at random points to bring joy and spread happiness.

person 1: wow, you are such a newfangle! i’m so glad you’re in my life
person 2: aw thank you! i think you’re a newfangle too! :)

by Sarah1847383 July 31, 2021

nerfangled

to be confused

That poor girl just walked into a wall, she is so nerfangled

by ms.brantisawesome May 23, 2011