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new balance 

Shoes dat people in dc and maryland go crazy for than jordans
my nationals fitted go smack wit my 992's and im from da middle east so im way flyyer than you!

im from md fucc jordans im rockin new balance youngin'
new balance by tragikk June 3, 2009
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New Balance 

The world's greatest shoe and clothing brand, endorsed by only the most elite athletes
Kawhi Leonard reps New Balance
New Balance by Halal Jamal January 4, 2022

New Balance 574 

Some of the most popular New Balance yet. They come in a variety of colors and most people own at least one pair
Person A: What shoes are you wearing tonight bro?
Person B: Im thinking about my black New Balance 574

Person A: Come to think of it, I might wear mine too.

New Balance 550 

best shoes in this world for reall.
they got a lot of colours and stuff
someone: I have the best shoes
me: yo that's the new balance 550 ones right??
New Balance 550 by timmydadoggo November 7, 2022

New balance Puerto Rican 

Generally a Puerto Rican from the Bronx containing lack of “drip” or “swag”.
Usually wearing clothes that could be found in the display or V.i.m. Bootcut jeans with Rips and fitted hats with atrocious logos.l such as “Bronx hustler” or “Grind”..
Jose:Hey you heard that new Pete powerz I think that niggas fly.
Manio: I think that nigga a new balance Puerto Rican.

New Balance Plan 

A New Balance Plan is a highly contrived plan to arrange a run-in with your crush. It can sometimes edge towards silly or ridiculous. The goal is the crush not to realize you planned a run in.
"Okay well he'll need a new pair of sneakers for the season so if you hang out around the New Balance store near his apartment you're bound to run into him EVENTUALLY. It's a New Balance Plan."

Old Man New Balance 

Any 990 and up variation of New Balance running shoes, esp. the 992 or 993 models.
Man that dude was rockin' some Old Man New Balance shoes.
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