Another name for the female genitalia. Neverland was a fantasy and most men think of this area as one, hence the word neverparts. Used as the name of a place.
People, most commonly men, who wear shorts year round, despite cold weather that befits pants. The shorts they don are likely to be ill-fitting, knee-length or longer, denim "jorts" or cargo style khaki. They almost exclusively live in non-tropical environments, and most often in a dark basement.
I almost swiped right, until I noticed he was wearing long jean shorts in all of his pictures, and I could never date a neverpants!
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.
For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!