Canadian educated Redneck wanna be who specializes in golfing, fishing and generally anyway of getting out of real work. Like his women versatile... able to cook clean (yes even clean fish) and also be proficient in the bedroom.
Nevadatiks is skilled in the art of putting off all real work in exchange for fishing, golfing and having a woman at his beckon call.
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'
A hardo is a person who tries extremely hard at everything. Most times a hardo will try very hard at things that do not require excessive effort. For example, sports practices, gym class, etc.
Wow did you see Jack at practice today? What a hardo!