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Neurokinetics

n. A term used to describe one's ability to translate mentally projected instructions into manifested agility and coordination via an avatar in a virtual world.

Slang use: Describes the skills of someone who's way too good at video games; especially games that require meticulous detail and insane reaction times at breakneck speeds, such as Japanese shooters, complex fighting games, and Guitar Hero on Expert.

The term was popularized by the character Mouse in the movie "The Matrix" when describing Neo's preternatural speed, agility and reaction times during his kung-fu duel with Morpheus, despite having just learned how to use the interface of the construct program and the Matrix hacking software.
"Jesus Christ, he's fast. Take a look at his Neurokinetics, they're way above normal!"

"Dude, there's no way he got 100% on Expert; that's impossible." "I know, his Neurokinetics are off the chart."
Neurokinetics by nutman June 18, 2009

Neurointellectual Surgery 

A nice try to add some brain to a poor skull vault. Nobody has succeeded in performing it to date. It has been an option for the future since decades.
It is what progress is all about.
Homer J. Simpson could do with some neurointellectual surgery.

Negrokinesis 

When two people of African decent have the same thought simultaneously/speak the same thing simultaneously/do the same thing simultaneously with no planned coordination .
The other day in class, the Professor asked us to name positive black stereotypes and me and this other Black kid both said, “Rhythm.” At the same time. It was like some kind of Negrokinesis

neurolinguisthetics 

The scientific study of whether the brain perceives music as a language. (Combines neurolinguistics and neuroaesthetics)
Person 1: Music is, in a sense, a primitive form of language.
Person 2: Music is not a language!
Person 3: Hey, better listen to him; he studies neurolinguisthetics.
neurolinguisthetics by ladybuggcla September 1, 2009

Neuroinxplodophobia 

Fear of your head suddenly imploding
I have a fear of suddenly my head suddenly imploding. My doctor said it’s called Neuroinxplodophobia.

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