The act of deficating while on the clock at work. The extreme Nesselrodter will think nothing of entering the building in the morning, clocking in, and immediately hitting the bathroom. The longer you take the better as no Nesselrodt should last less than 30 minutes. A skilled Nesselrodter can expect to earn about 15% - 20% of his yearly pay while seated comfortably on the throne.

Man that food I ate for lunch didn't agree with me...I'll be taking a Nesselrodt if you need me.

I made $10,000 last year just Taking A Nesselrodt.

Taking A Nesselrodt by wittle buddy squarepants January 12, 2010

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NessaThaBesta

A girl that is ghetto and has ghetto friends but thinks she is not ghetto.

Damn that girl is a NessaThaBesta and doesn't even know it

NessaThaBesta by brianwankenobi April 30, 2009

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nessecary

So, you just spelled necessary wrong so y'know like why are you living?

"I might kill 3 people today"
"I don't think that is nessecary"
*read 8:53*

nessecary by Broken1210 September 14, 2019

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Nessex

Nessex is currently one of the dubstep industries best original innovators as well as mainstream remixers. He's best known for his remix of Xilent - Choose Me II, being ranked among top ten Dubstep artists in the world, and also his extremely loyal soundcloud following.

Raver #1 "Who's that maniac dropping bass-bombs on stage?"
Raver #2 "Omg, that's NESSEX!" *Eargasms*

Nessex by Dubfan October 19, 2012

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Nessenyul

A strong, fearless boy from Wales who once lost his hammer.

Nessenyul! Wheh'za hahma

Nessenyul by MikeTrout27 October 24, 2018

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kinktober

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.

kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018

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proper lad

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad

person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad

proper lad by its_ya_boi_chips_ahoy May 20, 2018

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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