nert nert

The female or male genitalia, as in penis or vagina.

"That idiot hit me in the nert nert."

"I bet you like it when I touch my nert nert."

"Omg, that girl was not wearing panties... totally saw her nert nert!!!"

by Kla1217 September 06, 2008

nert nert

A sneaky little treat you eat and get away with.

“After dinner I snuck a little nert nert from the fridge.”

by nert nert king June 13, 2022