Definitions by Kla1217

nert nert 

The female or male genitalia, as in penis or vagina.

"That idiot hit me in the nert nert."

"I bet you like it when I touch my nert nert."

"Omg, that girl was not wearing panties... totally saw her nert nert!!!"

nert nert by Kla1217 October 21, 2008