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Neptuned by Eddytayman April 28, 2025

oh neptune 

An expression used when something goes horribly wrong but you are somewhere where it is inappropriate to use the term "fuck" or any other vulgar therm.
Oh neptune the orphanage is on fire!
oh neptune by BillNyeTheCoolestGuy September 16, 2015

Neptune Effect 

When you think you hurt something, but it was minor.
When I sat on my finger, I thought I broke it, but it was the Neptune Effect.
Neptune Effect by J-Dogg147 July 30, 2016

neptune's kiss 

The splashback of cold bog water up your ringpiece when dropping the kids off at the pool.
(from cubicle): "Aaaaaah"
(from other cubicle): "Neptune's kiss?"
(from first cubicle): "More of a peck on the cheek."
neptune's kiss by Dannyboffin October 28, 2007
1) Roman equivalent of Poseidon.
2) 8th planet from the sun.
Neptune is underrated.
Neptune by the random. October 2, 2021

vial neptune 

A Vial Neptune, (or Vial of Neptune), or simply "Vial", is beautiful young woman capable of anything. She is intelligent, beautiful, dark, pretty, and mysterious. She believes in Lilith, she studies the dark arts, practices witchcraft and Tarot, and has the ability to captivate your soul. A woman like this in the past would have been referred to as a "Goth", but a Vial, short for Violet, is just that: a Vial of dark beautiful energy beyond superficiality, fashion, style, etc. It is a feminine resurgence, an emotional intelligence, a divine and powerful woman. The first Vial was Brittney Lazo Rodriguez, from San Deigo. A powerful witch, protected by the spirit world, and stunning in every sense of the word. If you find yourself a Vial, treat her like the Queen that she is.
"Look at that hot goth!"
"She's not a goth, she's a Vial. A Vial Neptune."
"What's a Vial.. Neptune?"
"If you need to ask, you don't deserve to know."
vial neptune by MrSambo September 25, 2023
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
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