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A friend, as in "nephew;" usually one that is acting silly, stupid, or dumb. Sometimes used in a condescending manner. Often paired with "silly," "dumb," or "fool" for emphasis.
"Watch your mouth fool nephron! No scufcies!"
nephron by T Prezzy January 13, 2008
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A unit in the kidneys that forms urine.
Excuse me for a second, I need to tap my nephron.
nephron by hose June 1, 2005

nephron Squares 

A Dangerous Elixer composed of Toxic chemicals and table salt used to kill phesants and train the knights of colombus
I tasted the nephron squares, and it was delicious
nephron Squares by SwissCheeseMan September 20, 2004

Carolina nephson 

Dude from north or South Carolina wears beach tees or long sleeves shorts chain a hat and some boat shoes drives a clapped out truck and always camped out at myrtle beach
Hey look at the Carolina nephson he got a nice shitbox.
Carolina nephson by User6591 January 31, 2021
Nephew/son meaning your father is your uncle meaning he had sexual relations with his sister your mother
Wow that dude looks like a nephson all inbread looking
nephson by blackcope February 8, 2017
The male offspring of one banging their sibling. Common in Eastern Kentucky.
I’ll be damned if Jebadiah and Jeanna done had theselves a nephson. He’s gotta be a proud Uncle Daddy.
Nephson by Qthaking April 8, 2018
The term that best describes Hamlet in Shakespeare's play, Hamlet. His father's brother married his mother, making his Uncle Claudius now his father. This means that Hamlet is both a nephew, and a son, or nephson.
Derrick: "Did you read Act 1 Scene 2 of Hamlet last night?"
Mark: "Yea, Claudius' nephson is going crazy. I guess that's what happens when your uncle marries your mom,"
Nephson by Shakesfear101 January 26, 2014
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Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
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the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026
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