nephron

A friend, as in "nephew;" usually one that is acting silly, stupid, or dumb. Sometimes used in a condescending manner. Often paired with "silly," "dumb," or "fool" for emphasis.

"Watch your mouth fool nephron! No scufcies!"

by T Prezzy January 13, 2008

nephron

A unit in the kidneys that forms urine.

Excuse me for a second, I need to tap my nephron.

by hose June 1, 2005

nephron Squares

A Dangerous Elixer composed of Toxic chemicals and table salt used to kill phesants and train the knights of colombus

I tasted the nephron squares, and it was delicious

by SwissCheeseMan September 20, 2004

Carolina nephson

Dude from north or South Carolina wears beach tees or long sleeves shorts chain a hat and some boat shoes drives a clapped out truck and always camped out at myrtle beach

Hey look at the Carolina nephson he got a nice shitbox.

by User6591 January 31, 2021

nephson

Nephew/son meaning your father is your uncle meaning he had sexual relations with his sister your mother

Wow that dude looks like a nephson all inbread looking

by blackcope February 8, 2017

Nephson

The male offspring of one banging their sibling. Common in Eastern Kentucky.

I’ll be damned if Jebadiah and Jeanna done had theselves a nephson. He’s gotta be a proud Uncle Daddy.

by Qthaking April 8, 2018

Nephson

The term that best describes Hamlet in Shakespeare's play, Hamlet. His father's brother married his mother, making his Uncle Claudius now his father. This means that Hamlet is both a nephew, and a son, or nephson.

Derrick: "Did you read Act 1 Scene 2 of Hamlet last night?"
Mark: "Yea, Claudius' nephson is going crazy. I guess that's what happens when your uncle marries your mom,"

by Shakesfear101 January 26, 2014